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Do Your Sims Get More Action Than You?

So, the other night my bro and I caught this sick underground party in L.A. and there was this girl there, right? She's all over me like a squirrel on nuts. Then my bro gets in a fight with this dude right there in the club. So we decide to split, and we end up in this really sketchy place, where there's a bunch of musicians and this one guy that looks like the guy in that movie about the blind musician. Anyway, we finally get back to Rod's pad, and she wants to get in the Jacuzzi. Next thing you know, she's sitting on my lap and--

Wait, none of this happened in real life, did it?

No it didn't, you pathetic loser. But at least you can pretend it did in the latest expansion pack for The Sims 3. The pack adds a whole lot of party to your humdrum suburban existence. But just like in real life, there are some barriers standing between you and the naked jacuzzi party with Jennifer. It you want to hit the nightclubs with your sim, you'll need the right connections (you know, those things you don't have in real life?). And there are different social scenes, so you'll want to make sure that your sim has the right style to hang with the crowd you've chosen.